mods are asleep post feels
im sexy trash and i hate myself

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

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trying to stay professional while asking “have you tried doggie yet” tho

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last night at work i took a call where this dude was asking about our condoms and he started going on about how his dick was tiny and he could never please a woman and kept asking for my advice 

overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

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low-techtank:

I’ve seen the world

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undercover-witch:

when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

image

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clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

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delistylehardcore:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

is this stoner metal

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