trying to stay professional while asking “have you tried doggie yet” tho
last night at work i took a call where this dude was asking about our condoms and he started going on about how his dick was tiny and he could never please a woman and kept asking for my advice
you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave
when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone
This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!
a vine by meshal al jaser
Jesus this is gold